Bibliographic record
Abstract
1 1 4 R S U N D O W N E R S S Y N D R O M E D A V I D B O T T O M S The last night my mother spent in Kennestone Hospital my cell rang at four, her voice raw and pleading – the nurses were trying to kill her, I needed to phone the police. Around that voice my bedroom tilted. Nurses were wheeling everyone into the basement. Thus all those hysterical gurneys clacking down the hall. Nothing would convince her otherwise – watch the elevators, listen to the screams. No one damned to the basement ever comes back. Last evening, fifty geese circled chaotically above our backyard pines, then vaguely fell into a V to break up and flag again. Something had gone haywire, shorted-out in the nervous circuitry of the world – dozens of Canada geese reeling over the suburb, tumbling, wheeling, ragging-out in a babel of figure-eights. A full two minutes before the planet leveled and sharp black lines arrowed south over pine tops not quite dark. ...
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How this classification was reachedexpand
Full frame distilled prediction
Teacher imitationNot calibrated prevalence, not ground truth. Human validation pending. Learned from the 10,348 direct Codex labels and 10,348 direct Gemma labels. Candidate is the union of thresholded teacher heads; consensus is their intersection. These outputs are machine_predicted_unvalidated and are not human labels or direct frontier model labels.
Codex and Gemma teacher scores by category
| Category | Codex | Gemma |
|---|---|---|
| Metaresearch | 0.001 | 0.000 |
| Meta-epidemiology (narrow) | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Meta-epidemiology (broad) | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Bibliometrics | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Science and technology studies | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Scholarly communication | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Open science | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Research integrity | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Insufficient payload (model declined to judge) | 0.004 | 0.002 |
Machine scores (provisional)
The two teacher heads of the student model, read on this work. A score orders the frame for review; it never asserts a category, and the validation status ships verbatim with every row.
Baseline scores from an immature model (maturity gate not passed, 7 training rounds). Scores rank; they never assert a category.
score_only:v0-immature-baseline · verbatim from the scoring run: score_only means the number may rank works, and no category label ships from itClassification
machine, unvalidatedMachine predicted; both teacher heads agree on what is shown here.
How this classification was reached, model by model and score by score, is at the end of the page under "How this classification was reached".