Adventures in the London (Ontario) Underground: A Review of <i>The Adventures of the Boneyard Man</i>
Bibliographic record
Abstract
A sparse stage. An announcer steps up to the microphone holding a headphone to one ear. He tells the audience that the show is on the air in “five, four” and then gestures three, two, one. The “Natural Broadcasting Company On Air” sign lights up and a guy in a hat plunks out a sinister sounding tune on the organ. Another announcer, this one wearing a black suit and holding an orange and yellow plastic reverberating child’s microphone, moves front and centre. He alludes to the evening’s plot in a sinister, dramatic tone and ends his spiel with an evil-sounding, drawn-out “mwahahahahaha.” The organ peals again, and the actors step up to the microphone with scripts in hand. The first scene begins.
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How this classification was reachedexpand
Full frame machine prediction
Teacher imitationNot calibrated prevalence, not ground truth. Human validation pending. The Gemma side is a direct model label for every work in the frame, read from the title-only record. The Codex side is a classifier learned from the 10,348 direct Codex labels and calibrated to design-weighted sample rates; fields without enough sample support carry no Codex call. Candidate is the union of the two sides; consensus is their intersection. These outputs are machine_predicted_unvalidated and are not human labels.
Distilled classifier scores by category (both heads)
| Category | Codex | Gemma |
|---|---|---|
| Metaresearch | 0.001 | 0.003 |
| Meta-epidemiology (narrow) | 0.001 | 0.000 |
| Meta-epidemiology (broad) | 0.001 | 0.000 |
| Bibliometrics | 0.006 | 0.017 |
| Science and technology studies | 0.002 | 0.002 |
| Scholarly communication | 0.003 | 0.001 |
| Open science | 0.001 | 0.001 |
| Research integrity | 0.001 | 0.001 |
| Insufficient payload (model declined to judge) | 0.008 | 0.002 |
Machine scores (provisional)
The two teacher heads of the student model, read on this work. A score orders the frame for review; it never asserts a category, and the validation status ships verbatim with every row.
Baseline scores from an immature model (maturity gate not passed, 7 training rounds). Scores rank; they never assert a category.
score_only:v0-immature-baseline · verbatim from the scoring run: score_only means the number may rank works, and no category label ships from itClassification
machine, unvalidatedMachine predicted; a candidate call from one source (direct Gemma or distilled Codex), not a consensus.
How this classification was reached, model by model and score by score, is at the end of the page under "How this classification was reached".