Bibliographic record
Abstract
5itE 0098 MICHAEL Hello and welcome to episode 0098 of Five in the Eye, the weekly review show here on Colourful Radio, where we chew over some of the stories that have caught our eye and ask: it may be news, but is it new? This is me, Michael Ohajuru, in London. PHIL And this is Phil Woodford, joining Michael for the show on another week packed full of incident and intrigue. So what exactly are we going to be talking about this time? MICHAEL Well, at number one, we reflect on the elections that have been taking place for councils around the country and new metropolitan mayors. What do the results in so far tell us? And what signals do they send us for next month’s general election? PHIL We’ll be reading the runes and perhaps making a few predictions. At number two, a very sad story. Courier Jerome Rogers was being pursued over parking fines and committed suicide when bailiffs clamped the motorbike he used for work. MICHAEL Very tragic indeed. And it raises much wider issues about debt collection and the tactics used to recover money. Story number three is the terrifying ride that passengers had on a Boeing 777 between Moscow and Bangkok. The turbulence was so bad people actually broke their backs. PHIL This is not the story I want to hear when I’m about to take a plane trip to Canada, Michael! But I understand you have one or two airline experiences of your own from the days when you jetted around the world Club Class. Our fourth story this week? Well it’s the news that UKIP plan to abolish VAT on fish and chips and scrap the TV licence fee. MICHAEL We ask just how populist politicians can get with their policies. Jeremy Corbyn promises us more bank holidays, while UKIP slash the price of fast food! And finally this week, to err… mop things up… we have the story about the new McDonalds ‘frork’. Yes, you heard it right. It’s a fork made out of fries, to help you with fianally mop up those toppings you’re dropping from your burger. PHIL What’s wrong with your fingers? And that’s this week’s Five in the Eye! ++++
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How this classification was reachedexpand
Full frame machine prediction
Teacher imitationNot calibrated prevalence, not ground truth. Human validation pending. The Gemma side is a direct model label for every work in the frame, read from the title-only record. The Codex side is a classifier learned from the 10,348 direct Codex labels and calibrated to design-weighted sample rates; fields without enough sample support carry no Codex call. Candidate is the union of the two sides; consensus is their intersection. These outputs are machine_predicted_unvalidated and are not human labels.
Distilled classifier scores by category (both heads)
| Category | Codex | Gemma |
|---|---|---|
| Metaresearch | 0.001 | 0.004 |
| Meta-epidemiology (narrow) | 0.001 | 0.001 |
| Meta-epidemiology (broad) | 0.001 | 0.001 |
| Bibliometrics | 0.001 | 0.001 |
| Science and technology studies | 0.003 | 0.001 |
| Scholarly communication | 0.009 | 0.003 |
| Open science | 0.001 | 0.004 |
| Research integrity | 0.005 | 0.004 |
| Insufficient payload (model declined to judge) | 0.901 | 0.802 |
Machine scores (provisional)
The two teacher heads of the student model, read on this work. A score orders the frame for review; it never asserts a category, and the validation status ships verbatim with every row.
Baseline scores from an immature model (maturity gate not passed, 7 training rounds). Scores rank; they never assert a category.
score_only:v0-immature-baseline · verbatim from the scoring run: score_only means the number may rank works, and no category label ships from itClassification
machine, unvalidatedMachine predicted; a candidate call from one source (direct Gemma or distilled Codex), not a consensus.
How this classification was reached, model by model and score by score, is at the end of the page under "How this classification was reached".