Bookkeeper for former 'SNL' star sentenced for theft
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Bibliographic record
Abstract
A bookkeeper who stole $234,500 from former Saturday Night Live" cast member Joe Piscopo has been sentenced in New Jersey to three years in prison. Former "Saturday Night Live" star Joe Piscopo's bookkeeper has been sentenced to three years in prison for for stealing almost a quarter of a million do llars from him.Piscopo's run on "SNL" lasted from 1980 to 1984.40-year-old Frank Larocca pleaded guilty in February. His wife also pleaded guilty to theft and is expected to be sentenced to three years' probation.Prosecutors say Piscopo hired LaRocca to pay his bills and manage his bank account. The thefts occurred between February 2010 and March 2014."
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Full frame distilled prediction
Teacher imitationNot calibrated prevalence, not ground truth. Human validation pending. Learned from the 10,348 direct Codex labels and 10,348 direct Gemma labels. Candidate is the union of thresholded teacher heads; consensus is their intersection. These outputs are machine_predicted_unvalidated and are not human labels or direct frontier model labels.
Codex and Gemma teacher scores by category
| Category | Codex | Gemma |
|---|---|---|
| Metaresearch | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Meta-epidemiology (narrow) | 0.001 | 0.001 |
| Meta-epidemiology (broad) | 0.001 | 0.001 |
| Bibliometrics | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Science and technology studies | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Scholarly communication | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Open science | 0.001 | 0.000 |
| Research integrity | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Insufficient payload (model declined to judge) | 0.004 | 0.002 |
Machine scores (provisional)
The two teacher heads of the student model, read on this work. A score orders the frame for review; it never asserts a category, and the validation status ships verbatim with every row.
Baseline scores from an immature model (maturity gate not passed, 7 training rounds). Scores rank; they never assert a category.
score_only:v0-immature-baseline · verbatim from the scoring run: score_only means the number may rank works, and no category label ships from it