Bibliographic record
Abstract
Annual professional meetings are, like political conventions, the buggy whips of the twenty-first century. Even if they are not entirely obsolete, they serve a purpose much too limited to justify their ever-increasing expense. The pointlessness of political conventions derives from the preemptive prevalence of state primaries and caucuses. The annual professional meeting should have succumbed years ago to the ability of the Internet to sustain incessant jabber. That both institutions still survive owes more to the hedonistic aspects of human behaviour than to any practical thing. Years ago, I concluded that annual professional meetings were a waste of my time and money, inasmuch as (a) there was nobody in my racket that I felt compelled to impress and (b) smoking, drinking, and carousing until dawn were pastimes in which I could engage without the inconvenience of travelling to venues featuring outrageous prices for food and lodging. I suppose my first encounter with a sixty-five-dollar ‘registration’ fee did the trick. Registration for what? For the privilege of hearing a few turgid papers and seeing their authors skewered by dyspeptic audience members? For being able to walk among the book exhibits and listen to too many young PhDs try to flog their manuscripts to jaded press personnel? Then, five o’clock and Happy Hour at some local watering hole with the bored and the boring? Registration for that? Put the turgid papers on the Internet, I say, where any who really care can read them. And let prospective authors write actual letters to prospective publishers, so the latter can determine whether the former have any grasp of the English language whatsoever. As for smoking, drinking, and carousing until dawn, well, they aren’t good for you
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How this classification was reachedexpand
Full frame distilled prediction
Teacher imitationNot calibrated prevalence, not ground truth. Human validation pending. Learned from the 10,348 direct Codex labels and 10,348 direct Gemma labels. Candidate is the union of thresholded teacher heads; consensus is their intersection. These outputs are machine_predicted_unvalidated and are not human labels or direct frontier model labels.
Codex and Gemma teacher scores by category
| Category | Codex | Gemma |
|---|---|---|
| Metaresearch | 0.003 | 0.000 |
| Meta-epidemiology (narrow) | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Meta-epidemiology (broad) | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Bibliometrics | 0.001 | 0.001 |
| Science and technology studies | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Scholarly communication | 0.032 | 0.296 |
| Open science | 0.003 | 0.000 |
| Research integrity | 0.000 | 0.002 |
| Insufficient payload (model declined to judge) | 0.000 | 0.000 |
Machine scores (provisional)
The two teacher heads of the student model, read on this work. A score orders the frame for review; it never asserts a category, and the validation status ships verbatim with every row.
Baseline scores from an immature model (maturity gate not passed, 7 training rounds). Scores rank; they never assert a category.
score_only:v0-immature-baseline · verbatim from the scoring run: score_only means the number may rank works, and no category label ships from itClassification
machine, unvalidatedMachine predicted; both teacher heads agree on what is shown here.
How this classification was reached, model by model and score by score, is at the end of the page under "How this classification was reached".