MSM-101-NMSA09 Wrap Up 6 - The Start of a New Century!
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Abstract
Podcast 101: NMSA09 Wrap Up 6 - The start of a new century! (Ya know ... 101 ... ) Jokes: The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. You go first." Billy stands up and says, "My name's Billy. My father's a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court." The teacher says, "Very good. All right, Benjamin." Ben stands up and says, "My name's Ben. My father's a pharmacist, f-a-m ... f-a-r-n ... f-n..." The teacher says, "Benjamin, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Jennifer." Jennifer stands up and says, "My name's Jennifer. My old man's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he'd give you nine-to-five odds Benjamin ain't spellin' pharmacist by tomorrow." A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?" His response is, "My mother can." The teacher replies in disbelief, "Really?" The young boy is quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home." Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect! (from Arkansas) ... What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party? T-Shirts! When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row! If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas? His wife! What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale? You can't keep a good man down! When did Caesar reign? Student 1: I didn't know he reigned. Student 2: Of course he did, didn't they hail him? On Our Mind: Interim Executive Director Named: Dr. Pino From the NMSA Press Release: "While National Middle School Association conducts a search for the next leader of the association, the NMSA Board of Trustees has appointed Dr. Santo Pino as interim executive director. Dr. Pino will work with the board and staff to continue to advance the work of the organization until a new leader is in place. Dr. Pino is currently a consultant for schools and districts primarily in the state of Florida and serves as an advisor to the Florida League of Middle Schools. During his career, Dr. Pino has been a principal, a district director of middle level education in Florida and Ohio, and served as president of National Middle School Association (2000-2001). Additionally, Dr. Pino is a core member of the faculty for NMSA's summer leadership institutes. The NMSA board and staff are pleased to welcome Dr. Santo Pino." Get your tax deduction on school supplies. (IRS website) Grown Up Digital by Don Tapscott From the Twitterverse: * rmbyrne Free Technology for Teachers: Week in Review - My Trip to GTA http://ff.im/-cOg0Q * AldridgeDuff "Brain gym" for students is pointless - no basis in science http://bit.ly/7TJ9dy * B_A_Bookworm Change your hubs name in your Blackberry or IPhone to Santa Claus and email him pics of your children misbehaving. Works!RT @kidswap
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How this classification was reachedexpand
Full frame distilled prediction
Teacher imitationNot calibrated prevalence, not ground truth. Human validation pending. Learned from the 10,348 direct Codex labels and 10,348 direct Gemma labels. Candidate is the union of thresholded teacher heads; consensus is their intersection. These outputs are machine_predicted_unvalidated and are not human labels or direct frontier model labels.
Codex and Gemma teacher scores by category
| Category | Codex | Gemma |
|---|---|---|
| Metaresearch | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Meta-epidemiology (narrow) | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Meta-epidemiology (broad) | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Bibliometrics | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Science and technology studies | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Scholarly communication | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Open science | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Research integrity | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Insufficient payload (model declined to judge) | 0.407 | 0.003 |
Machine scores (provisional)
The two teacher heads of the student model, read on this work. A score orders the frame for review; it never asserts a category, and the validation status ships verbatim with every row.
Baseline scores from an immature model (maturity gate not passed, 7 training rounds). Scores rank; they never assert a category.
score_only:v0-immature-baseline · verbatim from the scoring run: score_only means the number may rank works, and no category label ships from itClassification
machine, unvalidatedMachine predicted; both teacher heads agree on what is shown here.
How this classification was reached, model by model and score by score, is at the end of the page under "How this classification was reached".